OMG a child in a restaurant on Sunday thought I was her MAMAW! This has been a great source of laughter for my family and I am simply mortified. Yes, I am old enough to a grandma because some of my friends are already. But considering I don't even have children it was quite a shock. Plus, in my head I'm just too young for such a thing. 

This might not be so bad except that a few Sundays ago when I was out with my family for lunch, the waitress gave 2 senior discounted meals on the ticket. OMG she had counted me as a senior. My family rolled with giggles. 

I am starting to get a complex.