OMG a child in a restaurant on Sunday thought I was her MAMAW! This has been a great source of laughter for my family and I am simply mortified. Yes, I am old enough to a grandma because some of my friends are already. But considering I don't even have children it was quite a shock. Plus, in my head I'm just too young for such a thing. 

This might not be so bad except that a few Sundays ago when I was out with my family for lunch, the waitress gave 2 senior discounted meals on the ticket. OMG she had counted me as a senior. My family rolled with giggles. 

I am starting to get a complex.

AILMENTS

I need to stop announcing my ailments. I am turning into my Granny Crowe. Is it because I'm getting older so now I actually have ailments that I've not had before? Probably so. I don't like it one bit. I refuse to believe that I'm at that stage in life. Someone said to me last year that "middle age does that to you." Middle age! Are you kidding me? Middle age is 50, or at least that's what I've always thought. I'm not 50. Then my brother, who loves to give me grief, pointed out that I probably won't make it to 100 so I need to reconsider my idea of middle age. Well I reckon that's true but I'm hanging on to MY idea of it a while longer. In the meantime I'll hobble on out of the office and take my ailing back to the chiropractor this afternoon. My neck is so stiff and I've got this "catch" in my mid-back. Unexpected sharp pains shoot through it like I've been poked with a cattle prod and I've come close to falling down when walking. I let out an ouch or a small holler because it shocks me so. I think I scared the auditors working in our conference room today as I passed by in the hallway. I felt them staring as I hobbled away. So there you have it folks ... my ailment for this week. I guess I'm not breaking this habit today ... just hopefully adding more folks to tell about them.